Pairing: everyone/Kyungsoo (YES) (LITERALLY), (ended up) KaiSoo, hinted!BaekYeol/ChanBaek. Needless to say. Genre: crack, romance, humour Rating: PG-15 (for languages) Warning! Swearing / harsh words Summary: Everyone loves Do Kyungsoo. And Do Kyungsoo hates everyone.
[“I did, Baek, so far I had four dates and rejected at least seven people before, including you.”]Everyone loves Do Kyungsoo. And Do Kyungsoo hates everyone. “Oh, Soo, come on. You’re twenty, you should have a date.” “I did, Baek, so far I had four dates and rejected at least seven people before, including you.” Kyungsoo glares at his (onesided) best friend. Baekhyun only smiles sheepishly. “Because your life is nothing but a joke. Why did you hit on me, anyway?” “Well, you’re cute, I have to admit.” Says Baekhyun bluntly. “But then I guessed that I’m the submissive one and I couldn’t have a boyfriend who’s shorter than me.” “Fuck you.” “Love you too.”
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Actually, Kyungsoo doesn’t get it; why does everyone looks for him, even when he doesn’t look for anyone? “You’re cute.” Jongdae said one day. He was one of Kyungsoo’s dates, anyway. “And I like you. And that’s it.” Kyungsoo raises his eyebrow. “Are you sure you don’t have any other reasons?” “Love doesn’t need reasons, sweetheart.” “You sweet-talker.” But then, he broke up with Jongdae because the said one actually wasn’t gay in the first place. He fell head over heels to Zhang Liyin, the highschooler, when they were in their 2nd grade at middle school. Yes, sure, love doesn’t need reasons your ass.
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“Because you understand me.” Junmyeon confessed wholeheartedly (he’s Kyungsoo’s another date in his first year in high school). “Look, hyung.” Said Kyungsoo, giving the older one a pathetic look. “Just because I listened to your rants about how sucks your life is, or why does everyone ignore you, doesn’t mean that I understand you. Or I care about you. I accepted you because Chanyeol, that freak, keeps chasing on me.” “But still, you were listening.” Nodding his head, Junmyeon looked back at Kyungsoo with teary eyes. “You make me love you more.” “And you make me hate my life more.”
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“Because you’re such a turn-on. Your ass is nice.” “Sehun, please.” Kyungsoo rolled his eyes for the nth times. “You’re only sixteen. Still underage. And call me hyung, I’m your senior.” “My dick is twenty, though.” Sehun leaned against the chair, and Kyungsoo had this urge to push him off. “And you like it. Just admit that.” “Me agreeing to be your fuckbuddy doesn’t mean that I like you. Or your dick, in this case.” “You still like it anyway. You wouldn’t put it in your mouth if you don’t.” “You useless brat.”
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“Because you’re small. And cute. And squishy.” “Um.” Scratching the back of his neck, Kyungsoo looked up at Tao. “Tao, listen. First, I am not small; you’re just too damn tall, for God’s sake. Second, I am not cute, except if you’re a psycho and you find it cute when I strangle Chanyeol out of his life. Third, I am not squishy. The squishy one is Candy. Last, I knew that we’re not meant to be since I found you nearly fainted because of the bug landed on your nose.” “Oh, and another reason. Candy loves you. I love everything that Candy loves.” “That’s it. We’re over.”
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That’s how Kyungsoo broke his relationships. He’s not interested to have another date, either. Not yet. “At least let me know why did you reject those guys.” “You’ve asked the same question for five times this year, Baekhyun, and my answer is always be the same.” “Oh, please?” Baekhyun looks at him with those puppy eyes—Kyungsoo tries his best to not puking at it. The best reaction he can give is just a single “ew.” “Look, let’s just start this already. How about Minseok?” “We’re just not meant to be.” “Luhan?” “Too pretty. And the over-confidence about his manliness.” “Yifan?” “Too fucking tall. Has no sense of art.” “Yixing?” “Too sweet. I hate sweet things.” “Chanyeol?” “Are you as crazy as him to ask me why??” “Hey, he’s pretty nice, though.” Baekhyun protests. “Then just go and fuck with him already. I’m willingly give him up to you so that he wouldn’t be there to force me to take selfies with him anymore. He’s freak.” “Whatever, Soo. Ryeowook-hyung?” “I’m not into oldies who like to see a crossdresser.” “Jungkook?” “He’s still a midschooler, you ass. I’m not a pedophile.” Baekhyun sighs in frustration. “You know what? You have no specific criteria for your ideal type. That’s your problem.” “I wasn’t asking you to mind my problem, anyway.” “I’m your best friend, though.” “I never agreed to be your best friend in the first place.” The older rolls his eyes, scrolling through his phone screen to find something interesting. And he gets it some minutes later. “Hey, Soo, you haven’t rejected this Jongin guy, right?”
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And that’s how Kyungsoo got his fifth date. Kim Jongin is nice, actually. More than just nice, he’s hot. But he also has this cute side; sometimes he acts like he’s only five and all Kyungsoo could do is cooing at him. His height matches with Kyungsoo’s and his face is a sculpture. He’s a mix of a dancer and a poetry. In short, he’s perfect. (Well, not 100% perfect, but he had the 99,78% perfection.) And Kyungsoo almost can’t hate him. The only thing that Kyungsoo hates is the way Jongin looks at him—even when he’s not looking back at the younger. That’s even slightly worse than Chanyeol’s freak eyes. And he’s super clingy. “Stop it, Nini.” Kyungsoo finally lost his temper when he was chatting with his friend at the campus and Jongin didn’t stop staring at him from behind. “That’s creepy. I’ve had enough with Chanyeol and you shouldn’t add the record.” “Soo, you really have no idea about how do you look like.” Jongin stared at Kyungsoo’s eyes—the weird thing about his gaze is that Kyungsoo can’t avoid it, the stare is so intense—and he shrugged. “No wonder everyone loves you.” “But I hate everyone.” “You don’t hate me, though.” “I—“ Kyungsoo’s sayings were getting cut off by the time Jongin pressed his lips against the older’s, who could only sigh in defeat. “Shit, forget it. You just need to stop your habits. Don’t cling on me in public and don’t stare.” “Sure, sure. Only if you can stop me now.” Of course Kyungsoo can’t hate Jongin if he always kiss him everytime he’s about to hate the boy. So tricky. And Kyungsoo loves him more.
Title: The School President is a Maid! Genre: Romance (—no, keep on dreaming.), humour, fem!Kyungsoo, KaichouWaMaidSama!AU Rating: R
[“What are you going to do, then? Blackmailing me because I made you got detentions?”]“So,” Jongin crosses his arms over his chest, smirking as he looks at Kyungsoo, who’s dressed in a maid costume, “our school president, the only girl who can scold the boys, is having a part-time job as a maid? Interesting.” Kyungsoo grits her teeth, face is reddening and gets even worse when Jongin shows his phone’s screen, a full-body shot of Kyungsoo in her dress is on the display. “What are you going to do, then? Blackmailing me because I made you got detentions?” “Well, that’s rude.” Says the boy. He walks closer towards Kyungsoo. “Don’t worry, I won’t give it to anyone else, especially to the boys in our school.” He continues, cupping the maid’s jaw with his hand, tiltling it upwards. “I don’t want them to see you like this. They might do something bad to you.” This time, Kyungsoo’s eyes get widen. She stares at Jongin, that delinquent (and handsome—no) boy. He was all stubborn and chaos and bad—she actually had never expected his good side before. “Jongin—“ “I won’t.” Jongin repeats. He stares back at Kyungsoo. “I’ll just keep it as my phone’s wallpaper instead.” They’re still looking at each other’s eyes, surrounded by nothing but a silence. Until Kyungsoo throws Jongin 3 meters away from his previous place by her punch—landed beautifully on Jongin’s face. “YOU PERVERT!!!”
Title: A Special Breakfast Genre: Romance Rating: PG-13 (for... Kissing?)
[His birthday is at 14th January, but Jongin prefers 13th as his best day in every year.]His birthday is at 14th January, but Jongin prefers 13th as his best day in every year. Because that’s the day between his and his boyfriend’s birthdays. It’s their day. (Literally.) “Good morning, sleepyhead.” Chuckling, Kyungsoo greets Jongin, who’s walking inside the kitchen with his eyes are still half-closed. “Guess what date is today.” “13th.” Answers Jongin, yawning. He gets over Kyungsoo and hugs the older’s waist from behind before kissing his cheek. “Happy birthday to us.” “Gross.” Kyungsoo laughs. He pecks Jongin’s parted lips. “Go wash your face and brush your teeth. I’m going to prepare our special breakfast.” “And what’s that?” Kyungsoo smiles slightly. He turns around to face Jongin and wraps his arms around the taller’s neck. “Guess what.” And by now, Jongin is surely awaken. “You.” Whispers him, pulling Kyungsoo closer by his waist and kissing his lips passionately. “My special breakfast in 13th January is always you.” “So gross.” Humming, Kyungsoo kisses back, tongues are battling against each other. He mumbles, “but, afterall, correct.”
Title: 101 Ways Chanyeol being Rejected by Kyungsoo (written by Jongin) Genre: Romance, humour, slight!ChanSoo Rating: R
[If there’s one thing that makes Jongin happy the most, it’s surely the way Kyungsoo rejects his forever-fanboy, Chanyeol.]If there’s one thing that makes Jongin happy the most, it’s surely the way Kyungsoo rejects his forever-fanboy, Chanyeol. “Hey, Kyungsoo! Let’s take a picture together.” Chanyeol beamed one day, sitting between Jongin and Kyungsoo (note: without any permission). “I’ve had photos with other members. All but you. We’re best friends, right?” Kyungsoo took a very short glance towards the giant. “Chanyeol.” He said. “I’ve never agreed to be your best friend. Remember that.” And that’s only one of 101 Ways Chanyeol being Rejected by Kyungsoo. Another one is just as sad as before. Jongin was playing Superstar SMTown in his phone—recommended by Chanyeol, of course—when the said one slammed his room’s door open, waving his phone with a selca as the display. “Jongin!!” He shouted (such an unnecessarry, Jongin thought, since he’s only five steps away from me.). “Jongin YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS KYUNGSOO HAS AGREED TO TAKE A PIC WITH ME I AM THE HAPPIEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE I’M GONNA POST THIS TO MY INSTAGRAM WORLD HAVE TO KNOW.” Okay, that was a breaking news. Jongin decided to spare his time and paused his game so he could see Chanyeol’s picture with Kyungsoo— With Kyungsoo not looking at the camera.At all. “Hyung—” Jongin started. He let the ‘perfect’ score for the song he played gone just for another picture of Chanyeol being ignored by Kyungsoo. What kind of bullshit was it? But Chanyeol has raised his hand up, stopping Jongin from talking. “Shut up. This is gold. Not a pure one since he didn’t even bother to look at the camera but still. Gold.” By then, Jongin was sure that Chanyeol is the most desperate human being in the world. (Note (again): it’s not like Jongin hasn’t taken any pictures with Kyungsoo yet. He has, for many times, even. And Kyungsoo looked at the camera. Chanyeol just didn’t know it—because he’s a pathetic human being.)
Title: I Miss You (and Something Else in You) Genre: Romance, smut (err... Mentioned?) Rating: NC-17 (for mentioned sex)
[“I miss you so bad, too.”]“You’re crazy.” Kyungsoo hisses as Jongin drags him to his room at the 2nd floor. “Your parents are here, in the 1st floor. What if they hear us? I’ve said that I came here just for borrowing your movie collections.” “Nah, they wouldn’t even bother to check us here.” “And your little brother is also here—“ “Jimin has no time to visit my room, don’t worry. He’s busy with his playstation.” “But Jongin—“ The younger one shuts Kyungsoo’s protest up with a kiss on his lips. “Soo,” he murmurs, pulling Kyungsoo closer, “I fucking miss you. And my family likes you, so don’t worry about what are they thinking about. If they find us, I’m sure they wouldn’t do any harm to you. Even better; they might tell us to get married soon.” Kyungsoo’s cheeks are blushing madly right now. They don’t break the kiss when Jongin stumbles through his door, locking themselves in his room. Kyungsoo presses himself against Jongin, runs his hand over the younger’s chest. “I miss you so bad, too.” Says him, half-whispered; he can feel Jongin’s bulge against his. “So bad until I thought I could rape you the moment we met again.” “Really?” Jongin smirks as Kyungsoo unbuckles his belt groggily. “Well, my dick misses your mouth, too. Show me your skills now. We have no much time left.”
Title: A Representation Genre: Angst, hurt, schizoprenia!AU Rating: PG-13
[Because Junmyeon is right.]“Kyungsoo,” Junmyeon says hopelessly, “stop this.” “Stop what?” Kyungsoo pierces his eyes. He looks at Junmyeon while holding Kai’s hand beside him. “You’re the one who has to stop, hyung. You just interrupted my conversations with Kai.” “Stop imagining that Kai is real! He’s never been here, Soo. He never has.” “Well, he is here. Beside me. I can feel him, and it means that he’s real, just as real as you.” “Soo,” Kai, for the first time since Junmyeon arrived, speaks. “It’s okay. I’ll just go and—“ “And don’t say that, for God’s sake, Kai!” Snaps Kyungsoo. “Sorry,” he continues, voice is a bit softer now, “but please, don’t go anywhere without me. It’s dangerous outside.” Junmyeon sighs. It’s not going to be easy, he knew, but it also doesn’t mean impossible to try. “Soo, please listen to me.” He starts. “You’re having a schizoprenia caused by some traumas in the past. The Kai you’re seeing right now might be a representation of Jongin, who died years ago in the plane accident—“ Before he can finish his sentence, Kyungsoo has stood up already, eyes blank. “I’m done here.” And that’s it. He leaves. All Junmyeon can do is just let Kyungsoo go. He stares at the window sadly. “Kai.” Kyungsoo mutters; the boy is following his steps along the road, hands holding each other. “I’m sorry. I’m terribly sorry.” Because deep in their heart, they knew. “Don’t be.” Kai smiles bitterly. “It’s not your fault.” Because Junmyeon is right.
Pairing: BaekYeol (slight TaoRis) Genre: crack, romance, school!AU Summary: Park Chanyeol dan Byun Baekhyun adalah duo biang onar. Park Chanyeol idiot dan (sepertinya) normal. Kris tidak percaya. Kris dan Jongin adalah evil. Maka mereka berkonspirasi.